No.17Previous Competitions Page
No.17
| 2 | This wife swapping isn't all its cracked up to be |
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Waldorf & Statler |
No.16
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Neil's Birthday party |
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NOW Neil finally offers to buy a round ! |
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CATALOGUE MAN |
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WHERES WALLY |
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BILLY WITH ALL HIS MATES |
No.15
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THE GIRLS REMINISCE ON A SWALLOWING GAME THEY USED TO DO YEARS AGO |
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THE GIRLS BEGIN PRACTICE FOR
THE 2012 OLYMPICS SYNCRONISED BOOZING CATEGORY |
No14
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OF COURSE THE
CHIP WILL FIT IN ITS NO BIGGER WHAT THAN YOUR USED TO! |
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NOW SWALLOW |
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A GOTTLE OF GEAR |
No13
| REUTERS ANNOUNCE WORLD SHORTAGE OF PARACHUTE SILK |
| LOOK AT THE GLOW PLUGS ON THAT |
| HELLO DAHLINGS |
| HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF MY RING? |
No12
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'Position 27 of the Kama Sutra was just a little too physical' |
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Dave & Lynda go for the record Plastered for 8 weeks |
No11
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Kev decided that those nasty bully boys from
the local junior school |
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Look at the glow plugs on that |
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Kev's first taxi |
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Kev’s huge Chopper used to be such a big hit with the girls |
| 1 | Kev lets Dave Lee Travis have a go on his bike |
No10
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Jen’s
anal musical rendition of “I’m forever blowing bubbles” was
spectacular |
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Its frothy man ! |
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Jens attempt at a heinz beans jacuzzi was a great success |
No.9
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Lynda had a large caipirhina, so I got the ice |
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So thats why they call it Iceland |
No.8
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Trev thought his new "Mop top" Hairdo was Fab |
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Captain Caveman found alive and well |
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Does my arse look big in this? |
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What do you mean Elephants flying above? |
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Do you think I'd suit a side parting? |
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"It takes 20 years off me" says man with knitted hair piece |
No.7
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Lynda had a nice pair of shapely jugs |
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Lynda didn't quite understand the cries of "Show us yer jugs" |
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Can she get them both in her mouth at once (hic) |
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Lyndas cups sure runneth over |
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Would'nt like to think I was
carrying the weight of those |
No.6
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Any more white bits Kev? |
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Park your bike sir ? |
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Kev seemed to be excited about being allowed into the local harem |
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Never mind your bum Kev - what's going on at the front!!!!!! |
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Kev shows the correct way to break wind without soiling your underwear |
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Come on girls I feel 21 again |
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Well someone will have to suck out the poison |
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Get the lighter out I can feel one brewing |
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I'd recognise that face anywhere |
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I thought you said it was strip poker Jen ! |
No.5
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Nick's attempt at glam rock wasn't the most successful we had seen |
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Nick – them head boppers are SOOO you! |
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Heavy Metal Nicky, diddly bops till he drops |
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Where’s my guitar gone??? |
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Local man's joy at finding his long lost Jimmy Sommerville CD.... |
No.4
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" I'm getting a chill....It must be the little draught" |
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Look at the head on that! |
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“You’re looking a bit pale” “stop being so bitter” |
No.3
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"GORDON" What are you doing with that woman |
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Refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach |
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Gordon…..Is that all you ever think about??? |
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These continental urinals take some getting used to |
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Man takes the phrase "Getting Stoned" to a new level |
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Gordon always took pride in being a true lover of the arts |
No.2
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SPICE GIRLS REFORM (30th anniversary tour) |
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"I wish" |
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Do you want to see some puppies?” |
No.1
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Incontinence has ruined my life says local man |
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Man suffers whiplash when thong snaps at social function. |
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“Kev
was surprised to find Graham’s wife’s hand in his trousers’ |
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Horror hit's Teesside
man as he witnesses Jordans bra strap finally give way. |
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“oh my god Graham has got money in his wallet!” |
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Are you really GAY |
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Kev looked in horror at the size of his Tax demand |
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I wish my bike was as fast as that |